Avast, me hearties!

Today be t' day!


Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! Take hold o' yer inner pirate, ye scallywags, and smartly!





a classic joke in honor o' t' occasion...

A Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do ye have a steering wheel in yer trousers, lad?"

The Pirate responds "Arrr, aye have no idear," shaking his head and shrugging his shoulders, "but tis driving me nuts!"